Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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