I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
wat bout pragnant strippers??
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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