Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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