Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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