The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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