Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She's the barista slut.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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