jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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