one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
