Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
false alarm. still invincible.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just invented taco cereal.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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