Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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