i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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