I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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