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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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