Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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