Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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