Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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