My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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