I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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