I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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