I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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