Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you never un-have a 4some
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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