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(313): View more from Michigan

operation harelip BJ is a go

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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(631): View more from New York

Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...

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(516): View more from New York

I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear

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(205): View more from Alabama

btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever

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(281): View more from Texas

I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.

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(587): View more from Alberta

He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!

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