Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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