Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
