sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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