No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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