it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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