You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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