But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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