he looks like a really good dad on facebook
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Alive.
So much puke
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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