Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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