In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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