is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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