There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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