Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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