So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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