We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Small penises have feelings too.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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