yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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