You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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