You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
