Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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