Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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