I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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