i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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