so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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