Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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