Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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