we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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