why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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