found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think my moral compass just broke
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