Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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