You're my little dorito
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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