The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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