I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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